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EGZAAMPLZ
LOJIKL INGLISH IZ EEZI. ENI WUN KAN REED AUR RIET IT.
Sum
saeingz:
Let thair be liet.
Th qik broun fox jumps oevr th laezi dog.
Jak and Jil went up th hil to fech a pael ov wautr. Jak fel doun and broek
hiz kroun and Jil kaem tumbling aaftr.
Chaenj and dikae in aul around i see.
Chaenj
iz not maed without inkonveeniuns, eevn wen from weurs to betr.
Th man that maeks noe mistaeks duz not uezhuuli maek eni thing.
Iem sori this letr iz soe long. I hav not had th tiem to riet a shaurt
wun,
To be aur not to be, that iz th qeschn. Wethr tiz noeblr in th miend to
sufr th slingz and aroez ov aotraejeus fautuen, aur to taek aams agaenst
a see ov trublz, and bie opoezing, end them.
Th guud endid hapili, and th bad unhapili. That iz th meening ov fikshn.
He hoo kan, duz. He hoo kaant, teechiz.
Th reezeunbl man adapts himself to th weuld: the unreezeunbl man peursists
in trieing to adapt th weurld to himself. Thairfaur aul proegres dipendz
on the unreezeunbl man.
Sum chikin! Sum nek!
Nevr in th feeld ov huemn konflict haz soe much been oed bie soe meni
to soe fue.
Aul muezik iz foek muezik. I aent nevr heud a haurs sing a song.
Mie speling iz wobli. Its guud speling but it woblz, and th letrz get
in th rong plaesiz.
Wen I reed sumthing saeing I'v not dun enithing az goud az Kach 22, I'm
temptid to riplie: hoo haz?
I hav a dreem that wun dae on th red hilz ov Jaujia th sunz ov faurmr
slaevz and th sunz ov faurmr slaev oenrz wil be aebl to sit doun toogethr
at th taebl ov brutheurhuud.
Wair weur yoo wen Kenedi woz shot?
Thats wun smaul step faur a man; wun jieunt leep faur mankiend.
I did not hav sex with that wuumn.
Th chek iz in th mael.
Thair weur 3 ov us in this marij, soe it woz a bit kroudid.
Ie am veri sori to see yoo goe but undeurstand yaur wish to spend maur
tiem with yaur famili.
And to mie peepl I sae, this mae not be a just pees, but it iz maur just
than a kontinueaeshn ov waur.
We sae to yoo in a vois loud and kleer: Inuf ov blud and teerz. Inuf.
Rilijn haz aulwaez been th woond to mee, not th bandij.
Thoez
hoo bileev we kanot improov on th weurdz ritn faur th weuld ov 1918 wen
we aar nou in 1995 aar not leurning from our histeuri but living in it.
Thair
aar nun soe def az thoez that wuud not heer.
If at feust yoo doent seuxeed, trie, trie and trie agaen.
Aamen.
NUMBERZ:
Wun Too Three Faur Fiev Six Sevn Aet Nien Ten Ilevn Twelv Theurteen Faurteen
Fifteen Sixteen Sevnteen Aeteen Nienteen Twenti.
Theurti Faurti Fifti Sixti Sevnti Aeti Nienti Hundreud. Thouznd Milion
Bilion Trilion Googol Googolplex Mega Gega Miekro Kiloe Mili Senti Point
Desimeul. Haaf Qautr Aetth Tenth
DAEZ
AND DAETS
Mundae Tuezdae Wednzdae Theurzdae Friedae Sateurdae Sundae.
Januairi Februairi Maarch Aepril Mae Joon Joolie August Septembr Oktoebr
Noevembr Disembr.
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